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+ Condemned! +

Sun Jun 21, 2009, 8:55 PM
  • Mood: Depressed
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  • Watching: CHANGE
  • Playing: MY
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Two posts in one day, so sad!
Anyway, I was inspired by this stamp ([link]) to try to start a tagging thing. Please note that this is probably exclusive depending on your beliefs and PLEASE DO NOT BASH if you disagree. Simply turn the other way.
Here we go. It probably won't spread, but it was fun to do in the first place.

This can be considered offensive to the religious!

Rules
1. Make a list of fifteen to fifty things that you may possibly be condemned to "Hell" for
__Note: Fifty is preferable. No less than fifteen please!
__Note: These can be serious or sarcastic, even sexist or racist if you please
2. Boldface ten things on that list that are the worst.
__Note: These can be serious or sarcastic, even sexist or racist if you please
3. End with one ridiculous quote you have heard that pertains to this
__Note: If it is a deviant, best leave it anonymous lest you get in trouble!
4. Remember that this is a JOKE!

I am condemned because...
1. I am religion-less
2. I plan to cast some spells soon
3. I am considering going neopagan/wiccan
4. I cuss like a fucking sailor
5. I have defied my parents
6. I defy "God"
7. I don't go to church
8. I only use Bibles to smack off Christians
9. I am a woman
10. I am white
11. I am from Texas
12. I support Obama
13. I collect dolls
14. I am an artist
15. I fantasize
16. I openly discuss sex
17. I am bisexual
18. I have large breasts

19. I don't kill people I don't like
20. I think the Bible is bullshit
21. I wear pants
22. I love animals
23. I love the earth
24. I like piercings
25. I like tattoos
26. I watch TV
27. I listen to music
28. I love fantasy
29. I write about people with other religions
30. I believe in faeries
31. I believe I can make contact with the faeries
32. I am a vegetarian

33. I don't hate black people
34. I don't hate gays
35. I am not a prostitute
36. I believe in fortunes and horoscopes
37. I would consider reading fortunes and horoscopes
38. I celebrate Halloween
39. I celebrate Easter, Christmas, ect for the presents and candy only
40. I think Jesus was just a prophet
41. I maek typoz
42. I believe in reincarnation
43. I've read a sex scene in a book
44. I say Oh my god!
45. I say Praise Allah!
46. I accept people who are different
47. I'm not a hobo
48. I work at a bakery
49. I make fun of extremist Christians
50. I have a working vagina

An amazing quote...
Being religiously against homosexuality makes you bad? I'm pretty sure that's damn intolerant. ~ Anon

I KNOW some of my watchers will be offended, I KNOW that! Just pretend you didn't read it. Because I will react to your angry messages calmly and with my beautiful silver tongue.


Devious Comments

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:iconzaelya:
most faeries i know are shy o-o
and hells, i'd make up holidays for the candy! 8D

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athaeras
:iconbrokenophelia:
I dont see how most of this will get you condemned to hell. 90% of religions preech tolerance (yes, I know they dont follow their own preechings alot of the time) so really most of this under the eyes of most 'Gods' would not condemn you at all but make you actually a better person than those who would condemn you for such things.

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I Can't See The Me That Everyone Can See
I See The Me That I Will Never Be
I'm Not So Strong
Or Willing To Be Weak
I Feel Misplaced
:icondingomutt:
...D':
I guess I'm going to hell too...
And I know that a lot of religions speak tolerance, but not too many follow it... >>


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For the millionth time, I didn't steal the kid. e__e'
:iconvanillaknight:
Yay! I want to make a holiday! July 17th is officially Virgin Day in honor of the "virgin" Mary and everyone must give sweets in order to distract people from sex! xD
...Which really means stuff candies in yer panties. o3o

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"Two women with whips...That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..." ~ Phoenix Wright

If Link told me to jump off a mountaintop, I'd be on Mount Everest in no time. owo

Hablo un poco de espanol. :3


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:iconvanillaknight:
You're goin' to hell for stealin' the kid.

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"Two women with whips...That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..." ~ Phoenix Wright

If Link told me to jump off a mountaintop, I'd be on Mount Everest in no time. owo

Hablo un poco de espanol. :3


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:iconvanillaknight:
For time's sake, I'll copy and paste part of the entry.

4. Remember that this is a JOKE!

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"Two women with whips...That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..." ~ Phoenix Wright

If Link told me to jump off a mountaintop, I'd be on Mount Everest in no time. owo

Hablo un poco de espanol. :3


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:iconguiltatlast:
Aw my niece's birthday is on July 17th.

(lol sorry)

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Banana, banana, banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta, terracotta pie! :evillaugh:
:iconvanillaknight:
...July 18th then? xD

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"Two women with whips...That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..." ~ Phoenix Wright

If Link told me to jump off a mountaintop, I'd be on Mount Everest in no time. owo

Hablo un poco de espanol. :3


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:iconguiltatlast:
That works!

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Banana, banana, banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta, terracotta pie! :evillaugh:
:iconvanillaknight:
Yay, July 18th is now Virgin Day in honor of candy I mean the virgin Mary!

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"Two women with whips...That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy..." ~ Phoenix Wright

If Link told me to jump off a mountaintop, I'd be on Mount Everest in no time. owo

Hablo un poco de espanol. :3


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